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dink donk spikes 

Anything that could be considered a genital weapon according to the guidelines found in NCCOMICONS program guide or on their website.
Based on the attendees bulge in his pants, he was quickly apprehended and strip searched for dink donk spikes.
dink donk spikes by ThtWhiteGuy January 15, 2019

dink dorking

The act of being busy doing nothing in particular.
I found Nick dink dorking with the lawn in the backyard.
dink dorking by jLOUD July 20, 2006

Dink-a-donk 

Get me a peice of dink-a-dong.
Dink-a-donk by Josie McFee October 9, 2003

Dink Dank Doo 

An expression of happiness at the positive outcome of a situation.
"Everything's coming up roses! Dink dank doo!"

Source: Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights
Dink Dank Doo by Luke Foster November 25, 2003

Dink the Door 

To Dink the Door is to play with a female's vagina using your big toe.
My girl is weird. She loves it when I dink the door.
Dink the Door by Mr. Blunt February 12, 2010