Dirty Surfboard

When you are at a party/large gathering, and you have to drop a poopie, so you proceed to turn on the bathtub/shower at said party, and proceed to take large poopie/poopies in the tub. Wait a few hours for the bathroom to flood, and vuala! A dirty surfboard!

"Yo bro I just rode the waves on that dirty surfboard you made in the bathroom. You pooed a fat one out."

by JuicyJoints6969 April 17, 2017

Dirty Taco

After a female takes a shit, she then procedes to wipe back to front, spreading all the shit from her asshole to her vagina

Jeff: I was fucking this girl the other night and i swear she just gave herself a Dirty Taco

Chad: Ew! Gross!

by CanadianHobo April 26, 2017

Dirty sanchez

When he wipes duke on the lip

Lauren- I can't believe Walt gave me a dirty Sanchez last night. Michelle- I can

by Seachello May 3, 2017

Dirty Assortment

Making a desperate snack run to the fridge and grabbing a random selection of food items that do not go together at all.

"Just got myself cake, salmon and ice cream. Its a dirty assortment"

by Boxjellyfish May 9, 2017

dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.

Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"

by Boat People May 9, 2017

Dirty Santa

When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it

I gave Mathew a dirty santa for Christmas last year I hope he doesn't return the gift.

by BigDaddy$ September 4, 2017

Dirty Fandango

A band from South Africa fusing elements of blues, soul, electro

My girlfriend and I went to the Dirty Fandango gig last night. Then she broke up with me and did the dirty fandango with the lead singer.

by PieterVermeulen September 14, 2017