Shit Rattled

To be drunk beyond one's conscious mind.

Holy fuck, am I ever shit rattled.

by hammertime15 May 2, 2010

Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.

"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."

by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017

Shit Bitch

A way of telling someone they're a bitch and not in a good way.

I love Ashley she is such as bitch, but I can't stand Marcy. She is a real shit bitch.

by DStanS October 1, 2017

oh shit stick

The handle located inside of passenger cars commonly grabbed onto when something goes wrong. Elderly sometimes use the oh shit stick to assist with entering or exiting cars.

I was ridding shotgun, and the driver was drunk. I grabbed the oh shit stick every time he hit the gas.

by cëllPirate November 16, 2021

Shit frisbees

Used to express when someone will react poorly, lose their temper, or panic in a given situation.

"Everyone shits frisbees when he walks into the room"
"If I don't get this draft finished by lunchtime my boss is going to shit frisbees"

by BMC_ September 27, 2023

no shit sherlock

if you want to say "obviously" the sarcastic way, use this word.

"did you know we breathe air"
"no shit sherlock"

by someguythatlovesjtoh September 8, 2023

shit stories

stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.

1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019