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Death Metal

Monotonous shit music in which the vocals sounds like the cookie monster having a heroin overdose. The guitars usually sound intriguing until you realize they are looped and continue on with same pattern for most of the song. The bands of this genre generally appear to look like Kane and Undertaker. However, unlike the wrestlers, these bands have no sense of living whatsoever and tend to blame God for creating us all and Jesus for dying for our sins. THIS IS THE EPITOMY OF WHITE TRASH. Death metal sounds all the same with no introductions, bridges, or much vocalization (unless you consider grunting to be vocals). Thank God for bands like Korn, HIM, and Linkin Park.
Cannibal Corpse and other crap bands in Death metal.
by Hector Stump November 13, 2007
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Mafia Death

What the fuck do you want, a mafia death?
by foshoho420 January 9, 2010
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Your death

Verb meaning the act of Mistress...ing.
Yourdeath me again.
by All heil the order! June 20, 2004
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death dog

Bad food bought from a vending machine.

Or:

A very ugly person.
Harry:"Bob just bought a death dog and ralphed all over the place!"

Jim:"No shit? I thought he looked at Barbara!"
by waterdawg December 17, 2006
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death trap

a condom, rubber, hat, jock lock, scum bag, bopper stopper, soup bowl, jump suit, love glove, burrito poncho, weasel den.
da ho woodnt let me fuk her wit out no death trap ni99a!
by sue johansen September 27, 2005
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death metal

Fast, heavy metal. But what the fuck is with everyone just mentioning Cannibal Corpse? Come on... what about Darkthrone, Burzum, Behemoth, Gorgoroth. What about the band that made death metal famous Mayhem? Old Man's Child and Children of Bodom? emporer and immortal and celtic frost and BATHORY. at the gates, arch enemy
by cromlech August 19, 2004
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Death Panel

1. A new term that can be used interchangeably with the term "US Congress"

2. President Obama's plan for "an Independant Medicare Advisory Council" that will work outside of "normal political channels" giving decisions about the "huge driver of cost... the chronically ill and those toward the end of their lives."

3. The reason the USA's healthcare system is on the verge of becoming the most corrupt enterprise in history, far surpassing even Italy.
Mary: "Goodness Jane, how did you get your opperation so quickly? It tooks 8 months for MY tumor to be removed!'

Jane: "Hahaha Mary you're so silly! You know I work for the post office. My menial government job makes me a much more essential person than you according to the death panel. You don't even work! You just stay home taking care of your 6 children."

Mary: "Sheesh, I wish I never voted for OBAMA!!!"
by StripperFucker October 3, 2009
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