Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.

"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.

by Thatwick September 26, 2024

Willi Jones

A absolute tank of a nigga

You know Willi Jones, he's a tank of a nigga

by Willi Jones October 30, 2019

Dawson Jones

A person who loves turtles and is really smart.

He is totally a Dawson Jones

by New york urban times March 1, 2017

Marcus Jones

Marcus Jones AKA: MajorCensus.

MajorCensus is a legendary online gamer who is an inspirational leader to his soldiers and the PS3 gaming community.

"Maj is a word warrior who also knows his stuff about online shooters".

Marcus is a good friend of mine.

Is'nt Maj MIA?

Is'nt that "majorcensus" the leader of SB?

Hey Census, why dey all call'n you "Marcus Jones" ?

Hey Maj, aint your name an anagram of your real name?

Marcus Jones is the Real PSN: MajorCensus!

by MACHINMA BRO May 7, 2011

Arthur Jones

He literally has no friends.

I am like Arthur jones

by Yeah chief March 25, 2019

travis jones

Handsome

TRAVIS JONES IS HANDSOME

by anonymous May 12, 2022

Joe Jones

Also know sometimes as Mr.Poop or Mr. Softee, a man with a broken weewee who likes to take gay mexican mustache rides. Joe Jones is a guy who comes out out of the closet pretending he didn’t know he was gay this whole time. He will poop in a shirt and leave it at your doorstep. He drinks a drink called fay Joe so you know he is really super flamboyantly fay with 5 boyfriends.

You know how gay you are ? Joe Jones gay. You’re like indiana Jones but more gay… Joe Jones.

by Gay Matt February 28, 2023