by NaredJolastname September 13, 2019
A fat oaf capable of shagging your next door neighbors son. He loves the smell and taste off dingleberries and puts moldy Xbox controllers up his arse. People refer to him as a spazmoid eating burgers all day. His diet reguards Callum Wilkins Cheesy dick up his arse, lee burns dribble over his man tits and he also eats cat shite all day.
“Omg look at that joe beardmore, oh wait no it’s shreck”
“Mom what is that?”
“Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”
“Mom what is that?”
“Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”
by Shalommm76 November 17, 2018
Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe
by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 18, 2021
by WillyOmNom December 05, 2018
Complete and utter drug taking weird slob. Frequenter of West Yorkshire night club toilets. Creator of the mixed bag.
by SE25 July 20, 2014
by ok👌 October 19, 2018
When someone tells a story to one-up the current story being told. Usually involves something so outrageous, you are more interested in why they would tell such a lie than the story being told.
Chris: Hey, Bruce Lee was a great martial artist.
James: Yeah, he would have awesome to meet in person.
Joe: Yeah, my Dad sparred with him, and kicked his ass. My dad was trained by Frank Dux, and was responsible for the game Street Fighter, which is based on him.
James/Chirs: Wow, you sure are pulling a Joe with that one.
James: Yeah, he would have awesome to meet in person.
Joe: Yeah, my Dad sparred with him, and kicked his ass. My dad was trained by Frank Dux, and was responsible for the game Street Fighter, which is based on him.
James/Chirs: Wow, you sure are pulling a Joe with that one.
by BaconCheezburger March 24, 2010