Sneef

To sneeze and queef simultaneously

Barf keeps sneefing everywhere. It's fucking disgusting.

by shellcraker2012 March 7, 2016

Speed

Also known on the "street" as meth, cocaine, or sometimes heroin. But can also be Adderall, Or Dex, or similar drugs prescribed for ADHD.

Adderall and Dex and similar drugs are the basic chemicals for Meth and Cocaine, just at a really low dosage. It's referred to as "speed" because you become 200% better at everything, and faster.

friend 1: "Hey did you finish that huge English assignment?"
(you): "Yeah man I took speed to stay up. Not hard though, Adderall."
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by midnightrise May 3, 2016

sneef

Sneezing into a vagina while performing oral sex.

He sneefed into her because of an allergic reaction to pubic hair.

by KawasakiGuy October 12, 2016

Smeef

When you are eating pussy and she queefs.

Dude, you know. That fat chick from last week? She smeefed when I ate her out.

by Wakawaka36 July 12, 2016

Smeef

Queef + Smegma. When you have sex with a cheesy dick and feel the gassy aftermath.

I banged a hobo and now I feel a smeef coming on.

by Smeefmaster_flex June 14, 2016

speed leach

That driver who can't regulate their own speed so drives themselves up to the rear bumper of the car in front of them regardless of the speed until you pull over then they attach to the next car in line

This speed leach was following me through traffic for 20 miles 6 " off my bumper, then when I pulled over he pulled up on the bumper of the guy in front of me doing 30 mph!

by Mrfixit0623 May 12, 2016

Speed runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016