Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room

Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years

by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019

Ms.Ritchie

A dumbass chemistry "teacher" who should be taken to court and sued due to incompetence and lack of knowledge and never failing to be a bitch

"oh you're and idiot" or " oh you're a Ms.Ritchie"

by Pegasus.org November 11, 2019

Namine Ritsu

You ever throught about finding a character that is a 6 years old boy with the body of an adult woman and missile boobs? If so, You are in the right place! Best UTAU ever. Best trap ever. Best husbando ever. 10/10 would smash.

Person 1: I love Namine Ritsu! She's so cute!
Person 2: Uh... She?
Person 1: Yeah, why?
Person 2: Ritsu is a boy
Person 1: WHAT?!
Person 2: Yeah... a... 6 years old boy... with... missile boobs...

by FreezyChanNyann November 16, 2019

Sloppy ritz

A term used for sloppy seconds from a bird that comes from money.

Dave- I just shagged Olivia

Kev- you just got Richards sloppy ritz

by The Magnificent Spaff Master November 21, 2019

itz_ritz_bro

A kid that can beatbox and thinks he's smart

"Ayy did you try to pull a itz_ritz_bro?" "What no!"

by Ritz bro October 25, 2019

Rescue Rita

Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.

The entire county suffered because of one crazy Rescue Rita

by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020

Blacki-rites

When someone is so bad that actually the bad player are pros.

Jeez mate do you have Blacki-rites because nobody want to play with you

by Nunti August 4, 2020