Proto The Prophet

Dude who likes children

Proto The Prophet chases kids

by Thatdudenico November 30, 2023

Protaconic

Pov: the protagonist from Elevator Hitch forgets his name

*Protaconic stays silent*

by Antag_Freak November 9, 2024

protuberance check

when you get your protuberances checked by other people.

"Let me protuberance check you...one protuberance...two protuberance...three protuberance."

by talking.bush November 20, 2024

proterosaurus

That one animal that survived the permian extinction and became the dinosaurs - said in bill wurtz’ history of the world

watch out for the proterosaurus because its going to become the dinosaurs

by SomeWeird0 December 3, 2023

Protogen

An anti virus software and totally not something else

Did you install protogen

by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023

proton number

The number of protons in an atom is called its atomic number (Z). This number is very important because it is unique for atoms of a given element. All atoms of an element have the same number of protons, and every element has a different number of protons in its atoms.

Me: I can name all the elements by proton number: hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron carbon nitrogen oxygen fluorine neon sodium magnesium aluminum silicon phosphorus sulphur chlorine argon potassium calcium scandium titanium vanadium chromium manganese iron cobalt nickel copper zinc gallium germanium arsenic selenium bromine krypton rubidium strontium yttrium zirconium niobium molybdenum technetium ruthenium rhodium palladium silver cadmium indium tin antimony tellurium iodine xenon cesium barium lanthanum cerium praseodymium neodymium promethium samarium europium gadolinium terbium dysprosium holmium erbium thulium ytterbium lutetium hafnium tantalum tungsten rhenium osmium iridium platinum gold mercury thallium lead bismuth polonium astatine radon francium radium actinium thorium protactinium uranium neptunium plutonium americium curium berkelium californium einsteinium fermium mendelevium nobelium lawrencium rutherfordium dubnium seaborgium bohrium hassium meitnerium darmstadtium roentgenium copernicium nihonium flerovium moscovium livermorium tennessine oganesson.
Tom: Yes, that’s great.
Me: And now on to the symbols: HHeLiBeBCNOFNeNaMgAlSiPSClArKCaScTiVCrMnFeCoNiCuZnGaGeAsSeBrKrRbSrYZrNbMoTcRuRhPdAgCdInSnSbTeIXecsBaLaCePrNdPmS,EuGdTbDyHoErTmYbLuHfTaWReOsIrPtAuHgTlPbBiPoAtRnFrRaAcThPaUNpPuAmCmBkCfEsFmMdNoLrRfDbSgBhHsMtDsRgCnNhFlMcLvTsOg.
Tom: Hey, now it looks like an equation!

by bluestinger66 December 13, 2023

Protophysics

Proto means "before", therefore protophysics is the study of things that comes before physics.

Protophysics, physics and metaphysics are the holy trinity of existence.

by Thalaman December 24, 2023