peter holmes

A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee

"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "

by green deal UK November 6, 2014

pussy powered peter car

A 359 or 379 peterbilt with a Caterpillar engine

Hey you here jason gotta new truck. Is a pussy powered peter car

by Supersampson February 12, 2020

johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...

Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !

by peperuda July 13, 2017

Joshua Peter

Someone who has the mental potential to be a Chad but lacks crucial physical attributes. Is such a beta that 2 year olds show dominance over him.

Hey look, it’s a wild Joshua Peter

by Anonymous_2004 October 3, 2020

Hans Peter

"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.

Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.

by Biggie wiggie May 20, 2019

Peter

A person who messages Indian aunties and girls who he do not know.

'Yoo that peter is sneaky'

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Keep Shit Peter

Keep it quiet or don’t say a thing about this

I just hung out with with someone I wasn’t supposed to and I don’t want them to say anything to anyone so I told him to “keep shit Peter”
My drug dealer told me after I picked up from him “keep shit Peter” (he doesn’t want me to say anything about it to anyone)

by Ludmilabxbie January 11, 2025