Penis Treatment

Regency to any activity that stimulates and ejaculates the male penis. Sex, masturbation, hand job, blow job, etc.

Rachel will be giving me some penis treatment tonight.

Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.

Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

platinum penis

Male reproductive organ capable of producing superhuman offspring when introduced into Platinum female organ.

They conceived Superman due to his Platinum penis and her Platinum vagina.

by Bossman_Interpretations January 16, 2017

Wallpapered Penis

When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.

Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!

by TumTum816 January 29, 2017

Penis nuke

Penis nuke. Everyone will fucking die.

The penis nuke is a deadly weapon that was designed to kill everyone.

If you would like to survive, see "Ballsack bunker"

by Cxtfish September 5, 2021

mario penis

mario penis

mario penis

by the giggle king lord of laughs August 25, 2021

Penis Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.

by buddhafish July 20, 2012

pasta penis

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.

John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.

by CyMatic December 17, 2011