Skip to main content

unbalanced boat

When two people or more all have the same thoughts or opinions but don't recognize that the other person or people has the same as them.
Person A and Person B both likes apples. But Person B made it seems like bananas are better. So Person A and Person B began quarrelling even though both of them have the same opinion. Which makes them on an unbalanced boat.
by ThankoX2 October 18, 2023
mugGet the unbalanced boat mug.

Rail boated

Francis: Yo Kevin, you seen Mel? she's shit the bed and fingered the cat.
Kevin: yeah man, she's rail boated
by Rsm Demba ba December 31, 2014
mugGet the Rail boated mug.

Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.
Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"
by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012
mugGet the Boat Crafting mug.

Gravy-boating

The act of putting a Yorkshire pudding over a person's face and pouring gravy over it. Northern English equivalent to water-boarding.
Shortly after the gravy-boating he divulged every detail.
by _Realdefinitions_ July 24, 2020
mugGet the Gravy-boating mug.

Boats N Hoes

A team of inseparable people who go through hell and come out the other side laughing
Hanlon, O, Medina, Mac, Taylor and Lt. Haws are the real Boats N Hoes
by VladtheImpalerTaylor November 23, 2021
mugGet the Boats N Hoes mug.

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.
Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.
by womb raider August 9, 2017
mugGet the Squirt boat mug.

that’ll tow the boat

To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.
Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.
by President of WMSSA September 8, 2021
mugGet the that’ll tow the boat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email