one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.
'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'
by emohammers December 11, 2003
Bob got a severe case of the beer nuts leaving the party with a roadie when he saw the red and blue lights behind him.
by thunderhead March 28, 2007
An extremely large pair of breasts, usually mounted on a petit blond who can drink twice her own body weight in lager nightly, alcoholic amnaesia is a side effect, rendering any fondling of the 'Beer Tits' useless to the owner.
I was driving home last night at 7.30 pm and these 'Beer Tits' just popped out of the pub into the road and wrote off my new Ford Mondeo.
by Sugarshaker February 10, 2004
by BeerGogglesNJ April 11, 2010
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by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
by Gary July 10, 2003