Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016

Super Jerking

I just put this here to tell u I can do 4 strokes per second😹🙏

Super jerking is When u jerk so fast u break the sound barrier and can faze through things like flash

by Acceleration😹🙏 November 30, 2021

phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023

illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk

I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.

by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017

Jerk table

Table upon which multiple men pleasure themselves.

We all gathered around the jerk table.

by Rafter P Archery October 4, 2020

co-jerk

The act of jerking off with your and your partners hand while hands are clasped around your penis.

How about co-jerk before bed?

by darknasty May 26, 2017

LTM Jerk

Limited time jerk like before you have to leave for a big event with friends or family you duck away for an LTM jerk before you leave.

Me - Everyone was pissed at me because they didn’t know where I went when we were gonna leave

Friend- what were you doing then?

Me - Ducked away for an LTM jerk

by poohjad March 5, 2025