'Ol Bacon Neck

Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).

After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.

by O11 April 29, 2014

red neck sprinkler

to jump up on a ceiling fan and piss as you go around in circles lol

must be above your sex partner pissing like a lawn sprinkler hanging off of ceiling fan. red neck sprinkler

by milkford von Juggington August 28, 2012

flippen-red-neck

a flippin readneck is a sick ass republican who is rasist and arrogent like most repulicans are

look at bush. what a flippin redneck

by xXxMissyxXx September 22, 2005

Imma neck you

To give or recieve head or oral sex.

Imma neck you so hard tonight.

by FRUITLOOP21 October 4, 2017

Turtle Neck Tension(TNT)

That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.

The following is a sequence of events

Text Conversation

Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)

(Later that night)

Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3

(Even Later)

Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"

Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"

At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).

Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!

by sanfran13 April 2, 2013

that woman has no neck!

A strange looking species of female who seemingly appears to have no neck, merely a head protruding from shoulders. These peculiar beings often choose to inhabit polluted, crowded areas such as train stations and flea markets.

Oh my god. Look over there... That woman has no neck!

by Gingerpeopleburneasily September 30, 2009

shit on his neck

tohave sexual relationinthe anus

She had sex and shit on his neck.

by Chico December 8, 2004