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Mexican people 

Most people think of mexican people as poor but let me tell you mi amigo mexican people are the richest race in the world, I mean how else where they able to jump the border and keep hidden from the police? Exactly you don't know because you aren't as rich as them. Next time a mexican assaults you with a chancla you should feel blessed they'll also make you some tacos and give you tequila because they don't like it when you run away from the assault or fight back so they MUST fatten you up first so remember mi frends next time an illegal immigrant tries to take your money thank them because they don't need your money but they're still giving you their time and you should really be thankful
Example:
Mexican people: hola mi fren do you mind if I assault you with mi chancla? :D

Whiteperson: HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE

Mexican person: Don't worry I give you taco first :D
Mexican people by Mexican person January 30, 2019

Mexican hurricane

When having anal sex with a girl near a staircase, spin her around right before you cum. Ejaculate in her eyes, grab her by her tits and throw her down the stairs.
Man: Want to experience a Mexican Hurricane?
Your daughter: OKAY!
Mexican hurricane by Croneisha February 10, 2008

mexican snake bite 

it's a jaw breaking maneuver in which the victim's mouth is opened and placed in a "biting" postion on a street curb then the assailant gives a hard stomp to the back of the victim's head. causing the victim to suffer broken teeth, jaw or somecase's even death.
Paco-"did you hear the Juarez boys gave Joey a mexican snake bite."
Dave-"why'd they do that?"
Paco-"cuz Joey was talking too much with La Eme."

Mexican Lumberjack 

A sex move in which a male is fornicating a female from behind and then takes out an axe and cuts on of the females legs off and then gizzs on the stump.
Yo man the mexican lumberjack is my favorite sex move, too bad you can only do it twice to your partner.

Mexican Screwdriver 

A cocktail combining one part sunkist soda and one part vodka, (generally lower quality vodka).
"Ey bro, I'm pretty low on cash you wanna get some sunkist and vodka and knock back a few mexican screwdrivers?"
Mexican Screwdriver by Turbonium January 21, 2009

Mexican Haberdasher 

1)When a person has terrible clothing or a bad sence of style.

2)A person who sells cheap articals of clothing.

3)A dirty mexican
"did you see that Mexican Haberdasher back there?"

"yes his clothers where queit bad and he was all dirty and smelly"
Mexican Haberdasher by ldihg October 5, 2009

Mexican Toolbox 

Crescent Wrench in some locations and
Vice Grips in others
I've never been stranded on the side of the road as long as I have my Mexican Toolbox