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Draconian Liberalism

Liberalism but with harsh draconian style laws (I.e more death penalty, slower death, harsh punishments)
The Draconian Liberalism Party is ruthlessly punishing its people with equal crimes of what they did!
by EnSvenskKanzlrr March 28, 2024
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wet laser

the sopping wet laser sound in a cheerleading song.
'that wet laser in that teams song was sopping!'
by mystorgrumpet June 7, 2024
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the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.
Face the laser piss beam of death you moron
by JackerEgg July 4, 2024
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Faux Liberal

Someone who presents as an overzealous, almost unreasonable liberal to the point where they are cannon fodder for Fox News to make up for the fact that in private they find amusement watching LiveLeak videos and call people slurs over dying in online video games.
by DiglafsRumor February 8, 2026
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Crony Liberal Democracy

A liberal democracy where the formal guarantees of rights and freedoms coexist with systemic capture by elite networks. Free press exists, but it's owned by cronies; independent judiciary exists, but judges are appointed by cronies; competitive elections exist, but only cronies can afford to run; civil society exists, but critical organizations are defunded or harassed. The institutions of liberal democracy are preserved as a facade, but their substance has been hollowed out by the same networks that claim to serve them.
Example: "The constitution guaranteed freedom of speech, but every major newspaper was owned by a business group that financed the ruling party. Crony liberal democracy: rights on paper, capture in practice."
by Abzugal March 22, 2026
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Gay Liberal

by PmooTheBear September 18, 2025
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Rusting Liberals

Giving liberals satisfaction orally specifically with fake teeth or no teeth due to conservative southern meth mouth. Laugh and Love I guess.
I just love rusting liberals. I never get tired of that shit.
by Partyinyourface October 4, 2025
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