Kneeghöres

An ultra rare cat breed that has the apperance of a generic black american shorthair cat that is signifigantly larger than any other domestic cat breed originating from Arizona, USA.

Guest: Damn you're setting aside 3 pounds of chicken for your cat, wtf kind of breed is he?

Owner: He's a Kneeghöres!

by King_of_Gabagool November 23, 2025

Pie knees

Very thick, large knees that resemble a mini pie. This trait is found on "able" women. Generally these women also have haunches and cankles.

Mmmm..that big bitch is fine with her big pie knees.

by Sexy Cedes December 16, 2008

Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".

That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010

Brownie Kneecap

the act of giving a non-Caucasian male oral sex

We didn't know she was into interracial sex until she gave a Brownie kneecap

by XERXESMUTHAFUCKA November 30, 2011

stink knees

A condition one suffers for being on the receiving end in a glory hole with a very dirty floor.

Hopefully you were compensated well for your services at the hole last night so you can correct your stink knees.

by rkellystayswarm December 17, 2013

Netflix Knees

Knee pain after being curled in a ball during an intense Netflix series

Jessica: *on the couch after an intense Netflix series* let me extend my legs, my knees hurt
Brian: you must have Netflix knees *laughs*

by TroyJS June 16, 2016

sneaky kneeler

Sexual position in which an individual who is providing oral sex, surprisingly sticks a finger into the anus of recipient.

Bro, Janice gave me a sneaky kneeler last night. I kind of liked it!

by Runningforpresident January 2, 2017