Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.

"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease

by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011

Kelleyna

Beautiful. Can trick you with words so watch yourself. Has a bad self esteem and will do anything to get attention. But a very sweet girl/women. Get to know her.

Person 1: I'm not feeling good. .

Person 2: Go talk to Kelleyna, she'll help.

by Daaa fuuck? May 13, 2012

Kelly-ism

When it is agenst a persons (moral) religion to be mean or hurt someone's feelings on purpose without an apology and/or a reason for the treatment of that person. A person who's religion is very childlike. With the mind of a toddler and the attention span of a squirrel. Is destracted easily and enjoys coloring. Also can be called a kellyist.

Dude: Yo man that guy keeps messing with her, why dont she do anything?
Other guy: Naw man, she won't, she's into Kelly-ism.

Dude: Hey amber what's up?
Amber:Coloring, hey, why is the sky blue!
Dude: Wait, what? Are you a kellyist?
Amber: What were we talking about again?
Dude: *sigh* NEVERMIND amber. NEVERMIND.

by Big seans little baby March 5, 2013

Kelli Meyer

Short woman, with an over active work ethic.

You're done already? Who are you?, Kelli Meyer?

I may be short, but at least I'm no Kelli Meyer.

by ieatcows December 6, 2013

Kelly Kantz

Kelly Kantz is a trap queen. Loves her life her way. Is a true friend who sticks up for her trap friends.

Look at Kelly Kantz, she's such a trap queen.

by AmanTrapQueen June 22, 2015

kelly hopkins

She is the most beautiful girl in the world. I am in love with her, and always will be. Kelly Hopkins of Port. St. Lucie Fl. She has blonde hair. And a nice face.

"Omg, she is so perfect"
" I know right, she is a total Kelly Hopkins"

by aquaticq March 7, 2016

kellywackle

when you slap your sexual partners cum-covered ass and your finger accidentally slips in his or hers anus

"yesterday I was having sex with Dorothy and I gave her a kellywackle"

by K.E!!!!! April 6, 2016