Don Johnson

Sporting a suit (or sports) jacket with sleeve holes pushed up to the elbow region.

"Oh dear. My jacket makes me feel overdressed at this party."
"You can always Don Johnson it?

by Purring Pony October 29, 2024

Brent Johnson

to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:

- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush

- wine cellar

in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.

to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”

poem:

“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”

- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson

by gusgus69 December 6, 2024

Jeremius Johnsonius

A term you can use when Jeremy Johnson becomes a fossil.

"Next exhibit, the Jeremius Johnsonius."

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024

Locke Johnson

Poker reference to an unbeatable hand

when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all

by pinokeyoh December 8, 2024

Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.

"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.

by Pencil J. January 7, 2025

Sigma Johnson

Sigma Johnson; an almighty, all knowing, omnipotent being

Woah dude, did you hear about that Sigma Johnson that gooned in ohio??

by Cock sucker 37 January 24, 2025

Spaghetti Johnson

The celebrity and meme, Spaghetti Johnson, known for his meme-ability and the fact he looks like Mathew Lillard as Shaggy from the Live Acton Scooby Doo. His catch phrase is "Spaghetti!", his favorite food is Bush's Beans, and his favorite show is Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.

Wow Spaghetti Johnson is so cool, I cant believe you dont know who he is!

by Corey Adobeson February 2, 2025