petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.

New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 7, 2023

shame jelly

Male ejaculate, cum

Jack went to the glory hole and came out covered in shame jelly.

I coated that bitches face with some shame jelly!

by SnowmaND October 14, 2023

Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.

Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.

by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020

jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 4, 2010

The Jelly Meister

A Fat Twat Whos Named The Jelly Meister

“That Fat Twat Luca Is The Jelly Meister”

by VoidsHere_ November 3, 2023

jelly beans

beans covered in plastic

i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by funny cube guy March 20, 2024

Butt jelly

Something that comes out of your dog's butt if their stomach is upset. A jelly like poo substance.

O no! August had butt jelly again!

by generalgoat January 20, 2022