alaskan top hat

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head
Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night
by Shocker83 June 17, 2018
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hard hat hooker

A recognized prostitute known to have STD's that still works the corner.
A-"Dude! I just got done banging Angie from OBT"
B-"She's a hard hat hooker bro"
A-"Shit, I better get checked out then"
by Zerracho December 08, 2013
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top hat dude

top hat dude is god
by top hat dude June 18, 2021
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Red-Hat Rebel

Blanket term referring to Alt-right, Republican, or otherwise pro-Trump extremists characterized by MAGA hats, pathological stubbornness, disregard of factual evidence, spirited bigotry, staggering self-righteousness, and absolute inability to accomplishing anything in life. Commonly seen driving pick-up trucks plastered with Trump bumper stickers, flying Trump flags, carrying one or more assault rifles, berating minorities and Democrats, and otherwise being loud or annoying. Made popular in the wake of the Jan. 6th Insurrection.
My neighbor is a complete Red-Hat Rebel, he owned like 10 guns, six Confederate flags, and tried to kill Nancy Pelosi before the FBI arrested him while he jerked off to a picture of President Trump.
by Ivan Jakenof January 17, 2021
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venezuelan hat trick

the very delicate act of jacking 3 men off at the same time. this is achieved by giving 2 handjobs and one footjob at once.
Emma gave me, Hunter, and Will a venezuelan hat trick last night and she just about had an aneurysm.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
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Sherlock Holmes hat

A deerstalker hat. Called such because the famous detective of the name is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.
Mike,Wade,Scott,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Andrew,and Tony are all wearing Sherlock Holmes hats.Such impressive headgear; I like their hats!
by JMC70 January 12, 2017
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Stack Hat Special

A person who wears a bike helmit because they uncontrollably beat their head against a wall.
The bloke at the pub who was acting like a drunk was because he is Stack Hat Special
by Ms Happy 1 June 12, 2016
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