Jammed

To get hindered or prevented from accomplishing a goal. Often this happens in unexpected ways and especially in American Samoa.
I thought you were on the flight off island last night and had tickets to the super bowl tomorrow?

Yeah, I was but I got fucking jammed. The plane hit some of the dogs that run loose all over and broke it's landing gear. The next flight out is in five days.
by Don Reticulo March 04, 2018
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jammed

another way of sayingyou fucked up” or “you flopped
“you jammed so bad
“that account isn’t me so you jammed try again”
by iokhgg February 10, 2024
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Jammed

Jammed means to fail in something or do something stupid. This is Londoner slang and is used to describe something going wrong
for example, someone failed a test or dropped a glass "I can't lie you jammed that" "Eugh jammed"
by lostzuccini December 03, 2024
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Jammed

To be under the influence of heavy narcotics.

Mainly Oxycodone/Percocet/Morphine/etc.

In order to spot someone being totally jammed. They must be nodding off during mid-conversation, constricted pupils (almost pinpoint), and look like the usual junkie.
How many fucking op's you take? You're fucking jammed, aren't you?
by EazieWeezie July 19, 2019
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Jammed

1. Fat Nyashh (Big ass) jammed, jammy, Jam. When it jiggles so succulent like ocean ripples.
1. “Yo did you see that gyal over there, she’s jammed up
2 Shes looking Jammy today ahlieee
by Massi88 July 07, 2022
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Blue Jam

A surreal, dark sketch comedy series that would air on BBC Radio 1 early in the morning. It was created by the one and only Chris Morris. The sketches themselves would tackle harsh topics such as suicide, murder, and rape. The music was also a contributing factor, which mostly comprised of ambient and downtempo tracks. It made its first run in 1997 and ended in 1999.
Guy 1:Dude have you listened to any Blue Jam episodes yet?

Guy 2:Yes.

Guy 1:Did you like them?

Guy 2:Stay away from me.
by Rothkowoofs June 27, 2024
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Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.
That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.
by Whahzhxus November 19, 2017
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