I shat

guys I think I just shat myself help! I think i got it on dog fuck that's bad

Dude I shat myself really bad it's real bad.

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

and I oop-

Background knowledge: this expression is from a viral video and internet rage from drag queen, Jasmine Masters, released Oct 28, 2015. In her/his video, they are explaining how people must “handle their liquor” (title of the video) in a story layout of info for the audience to learn what happens when you’re intoxicated. Towards the end of the 4 minute video Masters, hits his genitals to his reaction of in the middle of his sentence was oop-
Definition: a modern day short expression/reaction used to show shock or disruption after a given scenario.

Karen: “It turns out that guy I kissed, was my brother...”
Jessie: “And I oop-“

by Riland McMastin June 30, 2019

i-paded

it's when you shit on some plastic wrap pull it tight then slap someone in the face with it

Dude what happened Alex just came around the corner and i-paded me

by berwickboy09 October 27, 2011

I-Gear

A stupid piece of school software that dosen't let you go on porn, violence or the urban dictionary.

I hate that bloody I-Gear software! I NEED PORN!!!

by Boroughmuir Pupil (S4) October 30, 2003

I spiked

slapping or (spiking) of an (apple device) from ones hand with force.

Bob was I spiked for holding his Iphone in the air looking for service like a pussy.

I totally I spiked you dude!

by WAG666 August 12, 2012

I do what I want

Spoken when you did something that you wanted to do, and everyone else just wasn't smart, or dumb, enough to do it.

Why did I just punch you in the face? Because I do what I want.

by AngryPOPTART January 14, 2011

i see

The new Lol. Used when the user is too lazy, bored, lazy to give a proper reply to whatever you just said. A correct response is "Speak proper or STFU noob!"
It is used in real life and on instant messengers and games and more.

Sonic: "Hello"
Mario: "I see"
Sonic: "STFU, noob!"

by supersonicjim May 12, 2006