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Two Eggs In A Hanky 

Hey look, he's got the smallest two eggs in a hanky i've ever seen.

The Honey Nut Scooter  

There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.
"Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"

"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."

Honeycomb Hideout 

Yo quick get in the honeycomb hideout before you die.

They ain't hittin me with a grenade I'm all up in this honeycomb hideout.

Honey Dick

The flattering name used to describe your dick when you add honey to your dick and have a girl lick/suck it off, making it taste sweeter when your dick goes in her mouth.
Steve put honey on his dick. Now someone has to lick his honey dick.

honkycheese 

White Cheese.

In a natural progression to include the derogatory slang of white-male (honky) with cheese, this noun is formed.
Honkycheese for a white cracka, fo shizzle my nizzle.
honkycheese by Catchy October 14, 2004

Bell honeybun 

This is a sexual act performed when a man masturbates on a woman's chest, but the catch is the man drools on her while he's standing over her.

The act is commonly performed among people of low intelligence who do not realize what is happening.

If the man is bald and is an alcoholic, it is then known as a Homer Simpson.
Clarence couldn't help it, nor did he realize, he had just successfully performed the Bell honeybun.

Bell honeybun by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008