factroll

Pedantic type of troll who shows off their wisdom quoting Wikipedia verbatim and tries to prove others' even slight trace of ignorance.

Regular person: I just ate a double cheeseburger and now the pool's gonna have to wait. That sucks big time!

Factroll: Poor ignorant! "Eating less than an hour before swimming does not increase the risk of experiencing muscle cramps or drowning. One study shows a correlation between alcohol consumption and drowning, but there is no evidence cited regarding stomach cramps or the consumption of food."
-Link to scientific paper or essay from the references section-

by keystorm April 22, 2011

fattor

Someone named "Mo", apparently.

Dont listen to mo hes a slutty fattor.

by grimmcild July 28, 2011

Factote

A Factote or totable fact is a fun fact that is meant to be taken away from one's conversation kept with the recipient. The recipient of the factote can then take the fact with them and "pay it forward" by telling someone else.

The term fun fact was coined by Ryan Kennedy.

I didn't know that J Edgar Hoover dressed in drag. That's a pretty good Factote.

There are no factotes regarding Brian Adams.

by ron hollywood October 24, 2011

Fattoring

The act of consuming foods that are flattering but also fattening and yet people still favor it over healthy alternatives

Hey, did you see Devon? He's been fattoring ever since Peyton dumped him. But he's a fuckboy anyway.

by assorpass January 2, 2016

fatoric

Young, plump, and ecstatic

The woman who Mr. Cratchit liked was so fatoric in her own beautiful and unique way! For she always made everyone's day, and she always spreads joy to people's hearts!

by CreatingNewDefinitions March 30, 2016

factotem pole

A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a deranged POTUS.

A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

by euphemistmo January 7, 2018

fantorangen

A ugly elephant from a shitty kids program in Norway called "barne TV"

Have you seen the new movie?
Yeah that was so fantorangen!

by Idkhahah October 10, 2018