A pseudo intelligent person who finds it necessary to steal song lyrics and famous quotes to elicit a reaction from their audience or to appear to be deeply thoughtful or philosophical. These people will usually accomplish their goals by receiving feedback or "Likes" from the uninformed when they indeed haven't earned them, only egging them on to further post BS. For the large majority of the population, they just appear to be retards.
Joe: "Leticia, I really like your post today! I found it so inspiring when you said, 'All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.' That is so true."
Leticia: "Yeah, just a little something I came up with.
Chris: "Leticia! Who are you kidding?!? Will you please post something by Led Zeppelin tomorrow? I sure could use some Stairway to Heaven inspiration. Damn, Facebook Philosopher."
Leticia: "Yeah, just a little something I came up with.
Chris: "Leticia! Who are you kidding?!? Will you please post something by Led Zeppelin tomorrow? I sure could use some Stairway to Heaven inspiration. Damn, Facebook Philosopher."
by Ingenious One August 31, 2013
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Person 1: Damn, Mark has posted like 10 posts about how great Ron Paul is in the last hour!
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Facebook politician.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Facebook politician.
by quinsin10 February 17, 2012
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You: "Sorry, man. I have a serious case of Facebook Fatigue. The doc says I need hot tea, fresh air and to practice looking into the distance at least 3x a day."
You: "Sorry, man. I have a serious case of Facebook Fatigue. The doc says I need hot tea, fresh air and to practice looking into the distance at least 3x a day."
by trailer y February 23, 2011
Get the Facebook Fatigue mug.Facebook Pimp: Any male or female that posts One or more hit wonder photos of themselves and it starts receiving a lot of comments "Likes" and attention. Facebook Pimps will sometimes deceive you in there photos and may or may not look like themselves in photographs, they have uploaded either because they're fat, ugly or both. Also they take pictures at weird angles to hide excessive fat or edit them and stretch out the photograph so they look skinny and attractive knowing they're not.
Miles: Dude! erica has 120 Likes from a whole bunch of dudes! She's soo hot!
Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..
Miles: You just ruined my day!
Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..
Miles: You just ruined my day!
by Still Not Quite Human August 13, 2011
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Come on, get one you pussy facebook refuser! You're already uncool to begin wit! This mite help at least a lil bit.
by Jazzist August 15, 2006
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I have only had one girlfriend, but over facebook so many girls want me. My friends refer to me as a facebook pimp
by Busby Berkeley April 28, 2009
Get the Facebook Pimp mug.When someone sends you an invite on Facebook and after noticing their inactivity a few months later you check their profile only to discover that they have no information/misinformation on their page and are only using it to check your Facebook statuses, pictures, and posts.
"Julian is such a Facebook Spy. He always knows what I post and where I've been, but his Facebook page is still blank after 6 months and I'm his only friend on Facebook. What a freak!"
by Buggs Bunny x86 May 27, 2009
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