Ethan N

A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.

Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.

Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.

by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024

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Ethan Bynum

The most charming person ever. He is almost as nice looking as he is smart. All of the girls love him. He is humble, nice, and loves helping people, but there is a bad side to Ethan. He can beat up as many man as there are girls chasing him ( that’s a lot).

1. An all around perfect person.

2. Someone that is really, really cool.

Ethan Bynum: The coolest person in the world.

by NeverLies99 December 20, 2021

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ethan lomax

A person who loves children or anything which shouldn't be shagged

Ethan lomax fucked a cat once

by Mini mgb April 24, 2022

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Ethan Stefanou

Porn addicted male slut who likes to jerk to pictures of his ex and present girlfriend. Extremely addicted to porn. Wanks an average of 7 times a day. Needs to get a life.

"What the fuck is ethan stefanou watching on pornhub!!"

by RobloxSLut July 30, 2018

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