Ethan

Extremely cool kid, ask Kallum, he always tells Ethan that he's a cool kid. This kid is a little special but a complete chick magnet, I mean Ava said no but... still.

Oh wow Ethan, you're such a cool kid.

by Im not the Ethan that im defin May 12, 2018

Ethan

Probably has asthma. He is really funny but never comes to school because he’s a hypochondriac. He’s also really good at video games

Why didn’t Ethan come to school today?
He had a runny nose.
Oh

by Sir Gay of BonerLand May 12, 2018

ethan tracey

a very small penis when enlarged it can only hit the 3 inch mark

OMG ethan tracey is so small

by bighorsedicks February 13, 2017

ethan hanson

the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.

Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?

Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?

YEAH!

by Mister Robato69 March 7, 2017

Ethan Mckuster

A faggot who sucks so much dick, his teeth and face look like a rat.

There is an ugly ethan mckuster at my school

by Kotaman03 May 24, 2016

ethan kuss

He is a guy that can change a girl's heart from cold & broken, to full of love & happiness. He is handsome and all the girls want him. He is athletic & strong but still kind and gentle. He is hard working & very respectful. He's someone u want to spend the rest of your life with. He is the cute guy u will find yourself staring at in class. He's adorable & extremely cute. He's funny & will make you smile constantly. When you know him it's hard not to fall for him especially if he falls for u. He's willing to do anything for u & would wait a whole year for u if he had to. He'll stay up until he falls asleep talking to u. He wants u to be happy that's all he cares about. He always makes u feel so special like nothing else matters. Holding his hand is the most amazing feeling. Getting a hug from him makes u feel so safe & u never want to let go. His hair is amazing & u could stare into his eyes all day. His strength inside and out comforts you & you can tell him anything. He is perfect in your eyes & you'll never want him to change. He will make a huge impact on your life, and u will never forget him. He is an amazing listener, he's sweet, romantic & you'll fall head first for Ethan, he makes u weak in the knees, if he thinks your special he means it, he's very protective all girls. Girls don't let him go too easily, very trustworthy, kicks any guys ass who messes with the girl he loves, he's usually attracted to brunettes, Oh, and one more thing, he is amazing at kissing.

Girl1: Omg that guy is soo hot!
Girl 2: Yeah, he is Ethan Kuss!

by Lifetakesyou August 5, 2016

ethan evenson

A big dick that used to date a lesbian and likes to eat pussy

"John is such an Ethan Evenson"

by Your friend bbbrrrooockkk July 21, 2016