Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

egg yolk spill

the beautiful runny action that happens when you cut an egg yolk in half

That egg yolk spill looks like the abscess I drained for my patient last week

by sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfasldfj3 September 15, 2018

Egg

A round oval shape that can be boiled or cracked.

Jordy looks like an egg. A boiled one.

by Gotobedjordy October 1, 2018

Egg-head

One with a head resembling an egg or a bean.

"You're egg-head won't fit in the motorcycle helmet"

by Mr-Bean October 8, 2018

Egg Cave

A browser game where you adopt virtual pets that start out as eggs and when people click or feed them, they grow.

I like to play Egg Cave.

by I really like him October 16, 2018

Egg Head

Chloe Remick

If Chloe gets another concussion, the yolk will run out of her egg head

Shut up egg head

by Leedle 12 August 5, 2018

Clout Egg

A clout egg is an icon. Clout eggs are cool beings that will make your life so much better.

Person: “omg look at that Clout Egg I look up to it it is my god”
Person 2: “omg I heard that if you shove an egg up it’s ass it will come out hard boiled”
Clout egg: “follow me on Instagram @meurfavegghead ”

by Toe god August 16, 2018