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cat eater

Any device or appliance that makes a loud noise, scaring cats into running in terror and shredding the lap of anyone they sit in trying to run away.

Its definition changes with the cat, but common examples include vacuum cleaners, garbage disposals, ice machines, vehicles without sound suppressors, and screaming children.
If you're nearby, warn me before you turn on the cat eater. I like to have thighs that don't bleed .
by oron61 July 30, 2021
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It's just easier to call you stupid

A phrase used when one is tired of an argument where the other party clearly does not understand the explained concept.
Joe: A mile is shorter than a kilometer.

Mike: No it is longer.

Joe: Nuh uh!

Mike: You know, it's just easier to call you stupid.
by AStrangerWithCandy December 15, 2010
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He’s ah eater

Yeah girl he’s ah eater I’m going over his place tonight
by bogmana March 1, 2021
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EasterEgg

An egg who's yolk has been drained out and replaced with paint. A more destructive version of the common mischief night egging.

Common ways to de-yolk the egg is to, using a pin or needle, create a two small holes, one on the top and one on the bottom of the egg to allow the yolk to flow out.

To be creative you can seal up the two holes using melted wax from a crayon and paint the shell to make it look like a genuine easter egg.
That fuck messed with my girl for the last time, Now easter's coming early and i made him a special EasterEgg!
by Private_Ale December 9, 2008
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Cake Eaters

by Nikki July 20, 2004
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Potato Eater

A not real offensive but still derogatory to describe people of Irish blood.
Potato Eater...Seeing as how the potato was the only source of nutrition in Ireland for 300 years, and half the population including half of my ancestors, died in the Great Potato Famine, I'd say that term is insensitive. Look at Scotland's Haggis. Haggis is season lard stuffed into a sheep's colon. So I may be a Potato Eater, but I don't eat fat out of a sheep's asshole.
by DarthKieduss September 25, 2015
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eater

The eater ALWAYS eats the eatee. The eatee never eats the eater.
by The SMARTER Webster April 13, 2003
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