the most badass motherfucker in the world... and if you think you're more badass than him... ur probably already dead by now!
chuck norris once went to the doctor to test for steroids... he gave a urine sample and the doctor said it came up 100% positive for steroids, he simply replied, "where the hell do you think they even get steroids?"
because in fact, chuck norris's pee is steroids
because in fact, chuck norris's pee is steroids
by be be lover February 25, 2009
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by ~Andrew~ 703 February 27, 2008
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An expression used in frustration directed to an unknown person.
Synonmyms: retard, buttmunch, loser, lame-o, etc.
Synonmyms: retard, buttmunch, loser, lame-o, etc.
"Who's this CHUCKLEBUTT?!"
by Margaret Kammer October 5, 2006
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb, adjective, pronoun, participle, and any other part of speech you can think of (and even ones you can't!)
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb, adjective, pronoun, participle, and any other part of speech you can think of (and even ones you can't!)
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
by JmanXD October 23, 2009
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by krelt March 16, 2012
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A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)
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A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)
"Jade Chester's a real chuck-muffin!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"
by Dominic June 4, 2004
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