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the true meaning of dignity- Walking with pride even when you have none to have even if you began with none.

However, this is not the case when trying to show off, or if you are just plain a jerk.
After being embarrsed when trying to bully Rick, John stood up straight, scraped up the little dignity he had, and left the room.
by JmanXD February 23, 2010

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flu-dOOdles (flu pronounced like flu in flush)
1. n; a odd type of food that seems like a chicken Cheeto.
2. v; to do anything to anything
3. Adj; to hate something with great intensity
1. Mmmmm.... fludoodles are delicious
2. Man, I just fludoodled that noob on PvP in DragonSlayer!!
3. Man, I just Fludoodle that stupid game!
by JmanXD October 19, 2009

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The greatest Ass-kicking Kung-fu-fighting super-power man EVER! He can do anything!!!!!

Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb, adjective, pronoun, participle, and any other part of speech you can think of (and even ones you can't!)
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
by JmanXD October 23, 2009

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