The doctors In the Canadian forces are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision And don't care if I eat food.
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Get the Canadian forcesmug. Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it
by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025
Get the Canadian flicker gooningmug. Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
by DerykS. July 24, 2022
Get the Canadian Chili Dogmug. Canadian means a person who was born in Canada or a person who got a Canadian citizenship,because he/she lived in Canada,has no criminal background and speaks English/French or both.
Canadians do not like to hate,fight or go to war with other countries.
Exceptions are there,but exceptions are not examples.
Canadian citizenship and passport are legal in all countries.A Canadian citizenship is based on the law regardless of any civilian's opinion or attitude.
You can have your own way of life in Canada,as long as you don't hurt others or the nature.
Canadians don't like to hate others.Even if anybody hates them,Canadians still smile and don't take that person seriously,as they have better things to do.
Life in Canada is based on kindness and compassion.
Hate,racism,sexism,or any other form of discrimination belongs to people who don't have a life.
A good person minds his/her own business and doesn't try to harm anybody in any way whatsoever.
Canadians do not like to hate,fight or go to war with other countries.
Exceptions are there,but exceptions are not examples.
Canadian citizenship and passport are legal in all countries.A Canadian citizenship is based on the law regardless of any civilian's opinion or attitude.
You can have your own way of life in Canada,as long as you don't hurt others or the nature.
Canadians don't like to hate others.Even if anybody hates them,Canadians still smile and don't take that person seriously,as they have better things to do.
Life in Canada is based on kindness and compassion.
Hate,racism,sexism,or any other form of discrimination belongs to people who don't have a life.
A good person minds his/her own business and doesn't try to harm anybody in any way whatsoever.
by Kermode Bear September 25, 2018
Get the Canadianmug. You see, Logans are a special breed. As in they are actually special. The Canadian comes in in that they're apologetic and white af. They enjoy defending, in their words, the Great empire of Canada to their friends who may be against it. The word eh is used every two sentences at least 3 times followed by a sorry.
by Dr.Awesome007 May 24, 2018
Get the Canadian Loganmug. 
A sex move that involves having sex in a work environment (preferably a cubical) on Canada day (July 1). May or may not involve a hockey puck.
by someone else5 September 13, 2011
Get the Canadian Cubicalmug.