sex zoned

When a girl or a guy only wants to see you for sexual intercourse. Not being your girlfriend/ boyfriend nor friend.

John: Hey man, how did your date go with Denisse?
Jack: Really bad man, she sex zoned me, she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she only wants sex.
John: That's bad? What's wrong with guys nowadays?

by Andresthejeff January 22, 2014

p'zoned

The ultimate form of owned. Also, more pronouncable than the second best, pwned.

Guy 1: *beating Guy 2 to death with a stick*
Guy 3: P'zoned!

by uoy kcuf January 25, 2004

Zonedguy

James Fisher, author of Zonedguy.com

I stumbled upon Zonedguy's website

by Alex October 15, 2003

zoned

To be in a state of deep concentration, perplexed, unconscious

James was zoned out for hours while playing illusions of the mind

by Fisher October 15, 2003

zoner

League of Legends jargon that represents champion(s) who can "zone" the enemy champion(s) in a lane. This means that the zoner is too much of a threat for the opposing champion to last hit minions, thereby forcing the enemy to miss out on experience and gold.

Udyr is a strong zoner in top lane due to his tankiness and harassing potential.

by BSMIncentive March 31, 2012

zoney

A place that contains a lot of zones

France became a zoney place after Napoleon and others split it up during the French Revolution

by Somebody you dont need to know March 26, 2008

Fuck zoned

A person who wants to be in a relationship with his or her fuck buddy but is only used for sex when needed.

Alex was fuck zoned because he was too good at what he did.

by Kimposible91 July 9, 2015