Toiletbowling

In golf, when you just about make a really good putt.

When the ball rolls into the hole and then automatically spins back out.

Typically when toiletbowling happens, it sends the golfer into a gigantic world of pissed off.

Jeff: Really nice putt, it's sure to go in.

Randy: it's in!!!

*spins back out*

Randy: NO GODDAMMIT! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN!!!!

Jeff: Pardon me? Have you been toiletbowling today?

by The Wonderwall July 25, 2010

Toilext

Using your phone to text while going to the bathroom.

BF - "Baby-doll you know I love you, but I was dropping the biggest deuce when I sent you that message"
GF "Gross - don't ever toilext me again you perv"

"I love to toilext, but I feel bad only washing my hands and not my iPhone"

by dmaze August 26, 2010

Toilet Teaser

When your poo is stuck in your pipe and just isnt for budging.

I just had a while dose of toilet teaser the other day. Okay now after 3 bottles of laxative.

by mk11 October 22, 2010

Toiletpaste

A more refined word to describe poos in a toliet. As poos quite often takes on a paste-ish form confusing the pooer. Poos can now be categorized accordingly.

Ew there's a skid stain in the toliet, no wait thats a "Toiletpaste.

by BatKing October 28, 2010

toilethobnocker

a toliethobnocker is someone who spends all their time in the bathroom flushing the toilet over and over again

my brothers a toilethobnocker. he keeps flushing the toilet in the bathroom i have to go pee !!! He's a toieltthobnocker

by brianaanananananan bannana December 21, 2010

Toilet Drop

When you wake up early in the morning to feel the urge to excrete faecial matter and end up stuck halfway down the toilet bowl.

The pre-dominant factor is zombie fatigue however various other causes have also affected a people such as:

She was three-quarters zombie when she awoke, her brain wasn't functioning properly.

He hit the door on the way in.

She was too worried about the stubbed toe she got.

He simply forgot to put the seat down.

They all had a Toilet Drop

by An unfortunate incident January 4, 2011

Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011