Guy 1: Oh did you see Jake Paul’s Instagram today?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s a little bitch he ran away instead of confronting DillonDanis
Guy 1: Yeah because Jake knows he would get knocked the fuck out
Guy 2: Yeah he should’ve done a Drive Stay on Dillon instead of running away
Guy 2: Yeah he’s a little bitch he ran away instead of confronting DillonDanis
Guy 1: Yeah because Jake knows he would get knocked the fuck out
Guy 2: Yeah he should’ve done a Drive Stay on Dillon instead of running away
by JakeIsAPussy December 15, 2020
Get the Drive Staymug. by sugarbaby666 August 27, 2020
Get the Drive-Bymug. To make a death pact with your Bestie and one day brutally murder them with your vehicle.
“I’ll drive”
“I’ll drive”
“I’ll drive and Brutally kill you with my vehicle.”
“Goodbye Fitzgerald, I’ll drive”
“I’ll drive” “You’ll die”
“Goodbye Fitzgerald, I’ll drive”
“I’ll drive” “You’ll die”
by BlackWombat08 May 3, 2021
Get the I’ll Drivemug. Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.
Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
Get the Drive Our Roadsmug. The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.
She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.
by Callaman June 11, 2011
Get the text drivemug. by MyDickSmol February 17, 2021
Get the Drive-bymug. The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
Get the Driving testmug.