The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018

Time-Zoned

When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.

Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!

by TristanTheFinch January 4, 2017

No Time to Die

Was I stupid to love you?
Was I reckless to help?
Was it obvious to everybody else that I'd fallen for a lie?
You were never on my side..
Fool me once, fool me twice.
Are you death or paradise?

Now you'll never see me cry

There's just No Time to Die..

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 May 3, 2022

Big time

To break a committ or obligation because you’ve decided something or someone else is more important.

James big timed drinks with Billy to listen to DMB records with Jamie.

by TommyTouchdown March 11, 2019

Shades of Time

The discoloration of the area around the ass-hole due to exessive anal sex and/or shitting. The people more prone to this phenomenon are porn stars and obese individuals. e.g. Jenna Jameson, Dom Deluise

The hot carl that pornstar gave the man after anal sex increased the size of the Shades of Time.

by bhead315 September 25, 2010

Nail Time

The time devoted to decorating finger/ toenails with nail polish or nail varnish

Violet-Phoebe- Gtg, it's nail time!

Algernon - What?!?!?!?

Violet-Phoebe - Time to paint my nails...

by MasterChirpse January 27, 2013

Turkey Time

The two or three work days before and after Christmas break when no one gets any work done.

"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"

"Nope"

"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018