When you are at Waffle House at 3am and it is a better use of your syrup-smothered waffle to slap it across the face of your drunk buddy sitting in front of you, rather than to eat it. It has a better effect if you have ordered your waffle with chocolate chips as they give the waffle more weight as well as velocity with the slap.
Me: Hey the waffle house cooks been ashing his cig in my waffle again while he cooks it.
Dude: Are you gonna eat it?
Me: No, I'm gonna waffle slap the shit outta Andrew with that damn waffle when he gets back!
Dude: Are you gonna eat it?
Me: No, I'm gonna waffle slap the shit outta Andrew with that damn waffle when he gets back!
by allstarbreakfast May 17, 2010
when a girl masturbates
What is she doing?
Slapping pancakes.
What would you do if someone walked in on you when you were slapping your pancakes?
Slapping pancakes.
What would you do if someone walked in on you when you were slapping your pancakes?
by Robin91 November 24, 2008
1. (v) a slap from a bitch (usually backhanded) applied to one's face.
2. (v) a slap so hard you just have to go wtf.
2. (v) a slap so hard you just have to go wtf.
1. (Male Figure A) "Eww, biatch you stank!"
(Female Figure A) "Aww hell naw!"
-FFA slaps MFA-
(Male Figure B) "Dayum nigga you got bitch-slapped!"
(Female Figure A) "Aww hell naw!"
-FFA slaps MFA-
(Male Figure B) "Dayum nigga you got bitch-slapped!"
by Flywalker37 August 16, 2011
adj. (1) this word describes the state of someone who becomes somewhat giddy or abnormal in behavior as a result of being smacked around. It is thus synonymous with punch drunk.
(2) it has also been used to describe a person with a penchant or delight in hitting others, but this is certainly not a noun that refers to the state of happiness produced by the hitting.
(2) it has also been used to describe a person with a penchant or delight in hitting others, but this is certainly not a noun that refers to the state of happiness produced by the hitting.
You can tell that boxer was slap-happy in his post-fight interview.
That bitch, Jennifer, she sure is slap-happy. But I guess it's usually good when a girl hits you.
That bitch, Jennifer, she sure is slap-happy. But I guess it's usually good when a girl hits you.
by chagrin94 September 15, 2005
The mystical art of knocking out ones opponent in mortal combat using a single strike with an open palm. This often fatal move is not recommended for beginners as a failure to knock out an assailant will often see the move being miss-construed as a Bitch Slap.
by shortFuse October 03, 2006
When Mike Gatcomb hits you, it's lights the fuck out mother fucker! You got you ass kicked with the gatcomb slap!
by Corcoran1979 December 23, 2009
The act of slapping someone in the face with an overly large breast, with the intent of making a loud slapping noise and leaving a bruise.
This behemoth stripper just flopped out her tits and korny slapped me with them. my mates heard the noise from the other side of the bar and i had a bruise on my left cheek the next morning.
by joshyb October 05, 2006