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texas see-saw

The act of taking a dump on a woman's ass, Doin it doggy style, then hitting her arms out from underneath her, while thrusting your dick in her ass
O man, i gave carla a hot texas see-saw last night...niiiice
by Mclovinchickachickayeah June 20, 2010
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rising star texas

A shit stain on a map that’s stuck in the past. A majority of the people in the town are meth heads, alcoholics, or both. Although most of the town claims to be religious, they are nothing more than backstabbing liars who will use you to get their way. A lot of people think they are country but they are nothing more than crackheaded/alcoholic cosplayers. Some people think they can “save the town” but at this point it’s like beating a dead horse to try to get it to be a racehorse.
Rising Star Texas is the type of town that should be turned into a wasteland from Fallout
by Broke balla June 20, 2020
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don't mess with texas

Something that a typical Texan will say...anyone "messing" with Texas is an impossibality because states are not allowed to have conflicts with other states let alone foreign countries...you dumbshits
"Don't mess with Texas!"
"go back to Grade school!"
by asdfsa October 7, 2006
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Texas turd burglar

The act of reaching up someone's anus "while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.
"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."
by Dustin Neahr January 17, 2006
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Texas t-shirt

An ass gasket. A paper toilet seat cover commonly found in public restrooms.

This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.
Mrs. Murphy put a Texas t-shirt onto the toilet seat in Hannigan's Bar.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Texas Christian University

The #97 ranked college in the nation. One of the largest endowments in the country (1.3 BILLION!) and one of the best fan bases in college sports. Unlike LSU, our athletes have to actually be in class to get a grade, not out chasing hogs and bling blingin' in Baton Rouge. But I digress. TCU also is one of the few universities in the nation to have a seperate fund just for campus upkeep. Which is why the campus looks better than a Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba sandwich on a beautiful Fort Worth day. TCU is also compared to Boise State University. Why? I am not sure. Boise State has some of the most classless, livestock violating fans in the nation. Meanwhile TCU fans are running the DFW metroplex like a Formula 1 racecar. BSU somehow got the "University" label even though they aren't even as good as Idaho State or the University of Idaho academically. BSU students are there for one reason and that is to pollute home games with their immense body odor and toothless smiles when Kellen Moore throws a touchdown. TCU is also compared to Southern Methodist University. SMU was the only college to get the Death Penalty for their football violations.
Boise High School kid: "Man I wish I could get into Boise State!"

University of Idaho student: "Just open the door, and do the connect the dots and you're in from what I've heard."

Texas Christian University student: "How many Rhodes Scholars do you have?"

BSU student: "I don't work in construction!"
by Tony Horton January 13, 2012
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Texas Eye Injection

the act of putting a penis on the womens eye and rubbing it around until the man ejaculates. after that the man then farts in the womens cum eye to create a blurry excruciating sensation on the womens eye
The Texas Eye Injection is more fun than it sounds. Its even better than watching a unicorn and a t-rex giving each other head.
by cum aid123 April 12, 2011
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