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Wizard-Tailing

The magical sex act performed on a man who is in wizard cosplay attire. (Typically a worn-pointy hat and some type of robe). The wizard then tucks his genitalia backwards between his legs so when he bends over, lifting his robes, it resembles a tail. A man or woman would then service the member (typically orally) until completion, at which point the wizard would proclaim his ‘Harry Potter House’ upon ejaculation.

“GRYFINDOR!”
“Dude I went to comic-con last weekend and some chick was wizard-tailing a Dumbledore looking guy in the bathroom.”
by Vanderliz0r December 4, 2025
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Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.
A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.
by zachzach September 15, 2008
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theme park tailgate

The act of exiting the theme park to meet in the car park for a bring your own prepared lunch because the prices are too high, the lines are long and the quality of food is often poor.
Have a great day kids and I'll see you all at 12pm for some theme park tailgate. Get a pass out at the gate and remember where the car is parked.
by Aussie-bloke December 8, 2013
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Juss flappin' yer coat-tails

In other words, juss sassin' ya. Comes from da playful-but-annoying practice of coming up behind someone who's wearing a long jacket with a divided lower back, grabbing da jacket just above da slit, and then vigorously/rapidly yanking da lower part of da jacket in and out to make da pair of tails slap against da person's butt.
Me: If yer too warm, why doncha go take a dip in da ocean?
You: Jump in da ocean??? Are you crazy??? It's chilly and whitecaps-windy out there!
Me: I know, I know... juss flappin' yer coat-tails...! :D
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
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Guys with pony tails

The people who sometimes get mistaken for girls and are usually gbtq+. The 6th grade science teacher who is 73 forgot they were
Look at all those guys with pony tails.
by Ben La Dumbass November 3, 2020
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cats with tails

A cat who has the known body part of most animals called a tail. Some cats may come without it
Trever: does your cat have a tail
Sally: yes Trever. Mrs Fluffball is a member of the cats with tails community
by Just some pansexual person February 18, 2021
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Sonic boy and tails

This is a duo of people who Gracie, Ava, Lexie and Nicole talk about 24/7. They both go heyoheyoheyoheyo when they laugh.
Omg! You have a sonic boy and tails laugh!
by Vics January 27, 2021
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