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Tables and chairs

When something happens in life and you feel you’ve seen how the cookie crumbles.

You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”

Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.
“It’s all just tables and chairs man”

“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”
by Bumbatingrumbaclart June 9, 2025
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Tabletopping

When you run into someone's low torso to leg region so they flip like a table.
Me and John were playing hockey, and I tabletopped him. Had to take him to the hospital for a concussion since we didn't have any helmets or safety gear. Bro was in a week long coma. Thank goodness he woke up, because I did NOT want to pay any funeral expenses. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, tabletopping.
by ozarka1 January 9, 2026
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round tabled

to be within a group of people at a party or gathering when food is ordered. But it's exactly what you craved least.
I was hanging with the guys and they said there was gonna be food at the party. I was hoping for some take-out chinese but I totally got Round tabled by some oven baked lasagna.
by Timothy Gruich January 18, 2009
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Tabloids tablets

He almost inadvertently overdosed on Tabloids tablets and
Complained relentlessly about being Zonked out of celebracket.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
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Slick Tablecloth

Skinny whore who provides really wet oral sex.
I needed a towel after that Slick Tablecloth blew me.
by jthomas96 March 20, 2011
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Buying Tables

Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.
"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"
by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011
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wet tablesaw

When someone farts in their sleep. It is very loud and juicy. It sounds like a tablesaw.
The hautings of a wet tablesaw keep me up at night.
Nathan, in his sleep, just did a wet tablesaw.
by June May 14, 2015
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