Salty

means that you get hella pissed, annoyed, or upset because of some little thing that someone else does even though its not that deep and is just a joke

Boy:"its just a joke man why do you have to get so salty about it"

or
Boy:"i dont want to pick liam"
Friend:"why not"
Boy:"he gets so salty when he loses"
or
Boy:"why so salty"

by Ass'n'Titties May 3, 2018

Salty

Being annoyed, angry, or bitter as result of being humiliated of or embarassed.

Wow, James is so salty because he got lower than Alex on his chemistry test

by BobaSkett June 5, 2018

Salty's Law of Opposites

When Salty asks you to do something, do the complete opposite.

"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."

by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022

Salty Dog

Perhaps the oldest and purest definition that still holds true today.
One Coffee mug
Two thirds Cranberry or Grapefruit juice

One thirds Vodka or Rum
One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel

Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.

The captain fixes two salty dogs every morning, one for him and the first man he sees. A real Seaman

by Robisatsea December 7, 2021

salty fork

Describing (for men) the penis when you get a hard on at the beach and the sand wont rub away

"ah bro i got a salty fork"
a what
"sand in my dick"

by azzFir3INSANITY August 13, 2017

Salty Coffee

Using salt in the anal cavity when performing anal sex with preferred gender.

Yo, you try that salty coffee yet?

Nah bro, that shit stings

by CO0CH13MAN February 5, 2021

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer

Hey man what's her problem?
Her husband left her and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024