irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.

Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.

by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025

Irish sushi

When an Irish man ejaculates; sperm is the raw "fish" in his ejaculation of love goo. Does not apply to men with a vasectomy.

Sinead was blowing McO'Brien, and when he was about to cum he shouted "Here comes the Irish sushi!"

by Ron Jeremy's Ghost April 12, 2025

Irish Bowling Ball

Two fingers in Jameson and then in the vagina, thumb in baileys then anal. Jameson is the spike baileys for lube

He gave her the Irish Bowling Ball

by aeSteve August 1, 2020

Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood

My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard

by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023

Irish

"Irish" is a man with a fiercely independent warrior soul. His strength of character is only match by his compassionate nature. He will be the first to take up arms to fight for who and what he believes in. He is very protective of those he loves and those he feels have been done wrong. He is the protector of children and will not tolerate anyone who does them harm. He is extremely talented and musically blessed being able to pick up any instrument and play. He is great with his hands can build a house from the ground up alone. His endurance amazes all. He has a knack for numbers and equations puzzles and riddles. Hard to read because emotions don't come easy great friend Excellent lover. You must be understanding and patient but "irish" is always worth it.

Look at this cabana it only took Irish 3 days to build.
If you are going to fight call Irish first.

I was with Irish last night and he was amazing.

by Missbhaven27 September 21, 2021

Irish Bail

when you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of your prison sentence so she has something to do while you're away.

Luckily she got Irish bail the week before his ten year prison term started so she had her hands full for the duration

by SoberCaine November 5, 2021