Shanghai Surprise

To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.

These wonton noodles taste funny.

by jmc October 15, 2002

Surprise Sex

Its like when a dude is out at the bar (Eric) and then ends up taking a girl home for some odd reason. Then the next morning when she wakes up and rolls over he yells....SURPRISE

"Hey man how did last night go"?
"Ohh not bad, I was able to get some surprise sex"

by Breton January 8, 2009

Mormon Surprise

When a man dressed in his fancy Mormon underpants sneaks into his sweetie pies bed and lies in wait for her to arrive and give her the "Mormon Surprise".

Jacob snuck into his sweetie pie Mary's bedroom wearing only his Mormon underpants, he crawled into bed, clapped off the lights and waited, when Mary returned home and got in bed, Jacob gave Mary the old Mormon Surprise. Mary was very happy and slept soundly.

by sparkles23 July 11, 2009

meatloaf surprise

When a butt plug comes out unexpectedly along with fecal matter all over the testicle sack

I was fucking this girl and she was like, "hey im going to use a butt plug too" and i was fine with it until i got a meatloaf surprise.

by the randy ferret November 4, 2009

Kool Aid Surprise

When you bust a girl's vaginal walls out, and then yell, "Oh, Yeeeeeah!"

And then I was fucking this chick and decided to give her the old Kool Aid Surprise, so I busted through her vaginal wall into whatever the fuck is in there, and then I was all like, "Oh yeeeeeeeeah!"

by Bobo Debauchery June 9, 2009

suprise

1. v.t.: to challenge by inquiring what's going on. In origin, a contraction of "sup?" (from African American Vernacular English) and "uprise" (from American anarchist counterculture movement). Not to be confused with surprise.

2. n: the act of suprising someone or something.

If you want to stage an intervention, it's often useful to start with a gentle suprise.

You really suprised me the other day when you asked about my relationship (with food, with my father, with that business establishment). I hadn't thought about what I was doing that way before.

by heaventwig February 26, 2010

Upper lip Suprise

when u have an unappealing mustache or wanna be stache.

That gay motorcycle cop has an upper lip suprise

by SxyPenguin308 April 21, 2009