Sconed
A more friendly online variation of 'owned'- to be beaten (outdone) by someone or something.
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stoked
1. the state of being amped or pumped
2. a feeling exuberant jubilation towards others, events or your surroundings upcoming or present
2. a feeling exuberant jubilation towards others, events or your surroundings upcoming or present
1.Man, I got a date tonight with this fresh chica and my stoke-o meter is mad amped, yo!
2.Dude, I'm so stoked to go shred the rad gnar up in Mammoth, I heard they got like three feet of fresh pow!
2.Dude, I'm so stoked to go shred the rad gnar up in Mammoth, I heard they got like three feet of fresh pow!
stoked by matte stein May 15, 2006
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Poser Stoner
A bud smoker who starts smoking after the age of 18 and/or a bud smoker who did not smoke until starting college. They generally try to pass off as a legit sm0ker, but were most likely known as preppy shit talkers in highschool who thought they were better than the stoners they now try to pass off as.
Look at Lindsey! Back in the gap she used to trip if someone lit an el around her and all of a sudden she wants to hit it? Poser stoner.
Poser Stoner by PHAT420 January 7, 2011
Stoner logic
Something that would seem completely retarded while sober, seems like the best idea you have ever heard while under the influence of Marijuana.
Dude 1 - "Dude, my friend was smoking some pot the other day and jumped off the roof of his house onto a trampoline and broke his arm."
Dude 2 - "I bet he thought it was an awesome idea."
Dude 3 - "Yeah, that's some stoner logic."
Dude 2 - "I bet he thought it was an awesome idea."
Dude 3 - "Yeah, that's some stoner logic."
Stoner logic by Wahahahaha! October 26, 2009
Stoner
Someone who enjoys smoking a lot of bud and toking it up with friends, not to be mistaken with a pothead. A stoner gets high and enjoys it, a pothead tells everyone who they can get within earshot with.
Stoner
1.) Is honored to load the bowl or roll the joint
2.) will blaze a friend who muches no matter what
3.) Can make a bong out of anything
4.) Has code words and can act cool in a public situation
5.) has a creed that they follow
Pothead
1.) Brags about how high they get
2.) Doesnt let anyone smoke with them that dont bring bud or cash
3.) need instructions to make a bong and stupidly google it
4.) Freak out in public situations and yell out each others names
5.) Basically its a fight for your own, if you lose shut up
Stoner
1.) Is honored to load the bowl or roll the joint
2.) will blaze a friend who muches no matter what
3.) Can make a bong out of anything
4.) Has code words and can act cool in a public situation
5.) has a creed that they follow
Pothead
1.) Brags about how high they get
2.) Doesnt let anyone smoke with them that dont bring bud or cash
3.) need instructions to make a bong and stupidly google it
4.) Freak out in public situations and yell out each others names
5.) Basically its a fight for your own, if you lose shut up
Stoner 1: Sure man, here load this and well start toking Mr. Noms, just bring some next time
Stoner 2: Thanks man
Pothead 1: Dude you didnt bring any weed!? no way you can smoke with me (insert name here)
Pothead 2: (next day) I got so high last night!!
Stoner 2: Thanks man
Pothead 1: Dude you didnt bring any weed!? no way you can smoke with me (insert name here)
Pothead 2: (next day) I got so high last night!!
Stoner by Snakeeyes:) March 7, 2010
bi-stoner
like those who are bi-polar, bi-stoners can't decide how they feel.
bi-stoners will be notorious for their use of marijuana, but when asked to join in a routine sesh may claim to have "quit." have no fear, they'll be back to using soon enough.
bi-stoners will be notorious for their use of marijuana, but when asked to join in a routine sesh may claim to have "quit." have no fear, they'll be back to using soon enough.
sean: yo paul, you and melissa celebrating 420?
paul: nah man, she doesn't blaze anymore
sean: she's a fucking bi-stoner man, you gotta watch out for those bitches.
paul: nah man, she doesn't blaze anymore
sean: she's a fucking bi-stoner man, you gotta watch out for those bitches.
bi-stoner by mary fucking j May 10, 2011
Stoner Jihad
A fictional domestic terrorist cell located in a suburb of Dallas, Texas. These fearless freedom fighters live and die by the Stoner Jihad code that is to protect and benefit from the great cannabis plant.
Stoner Jihad by Jordan the thunder penis July 26, 2008