suicidal moped

A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of

Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.

The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.

by attifinch December 9, 2011

Stuicide

the act of killing one's self in response to a sports loss.

A Houston sports team completely shit the bed, what's the point of living? I'm going to commit stuicide.

by David Cade December 27, 2011

suicidals

Days when you have absolutely no plans and no one wants to do anything, so you just sit at home and think about what you're doing with your life.

Guy 1: "Hey Tommy, wanna hang out?"

Guy 2: "Naw homie, i'm going out with Joe."

Guy 1: "Getting real tired of these suicidals"

by krsmanovic May 3, 2016

suicidal giraffe

A teenager who is very thin and tall, almost inexistent, who tries to blap some thots.

Matt: Im finna blap Anklass quick
Finkle: Boi you a suicidal giraffe you got no clout

by jayslefttit February 16, 2018

suicidification

The process of making someone want to kill themself

He can only take so much suicidification before he kills himself

by Kys228 June 5, 2018

Suicidal meme

When your friend sends you a meme, but the account is private so you can't see that shit :(

You just sent a suicidal meme.... Bitch!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018

Suiciding (v.)

The act of fabricating a scene in which a murder victim is set-up to appear as though they have committed suicide

At that point- the victim has effectively been "suicided"

The pharmaceutical industry is Suiciding (v.) every holistic doctor that challenges them

by MitchPreme November 21, 2018