Rachaelee

Rachaelee’s are the best people to know. She brings out the best in people who know her and loves her friends with all her might. I have had the pleasure of getting to know Rachaelee myself and what an honor. Shes is beautiful beyond words and is to kind for this world. Shes the little ball of sunshine that brightens your day, the ray of light in the darkness of a bad day. Talking to a Rachaelee is guaranteed to make you feel better about anything. I love my Rachaelee and I hope if you ever meet one, you love her just as much as I do

“Rachaelee is my muse and also runs the cult..that..i am…in..”

by cr8sh_test December 16, 2025

Rachel

The most unemployed person alive. She's super scared of job applications and only plays Minecraft or rocket league.

"Rachel when is the last time you showered?"
"Like fifty years ago"
"That's what I expected"

by Professor Thawne December 18, 2025

Disposable Racehorse

The kind of ridiculous purchase you could make with 2007 banker bonuses.

After I got my bonus, I bought a thoroughbred and used him as a disposable racehorse. Raced him once at Pimlico and had him shot for no good reason.

by #1 Thrilla November 3, 2009

Nurse Rachael

(verb) A Nurse Rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.

Dude that car just Nurse Rachael'd the shit out of that deer.

Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!

Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.

by thebigbeaver September 21, 2011

a rachel

Pulling a 'Rachel' involves consuming enough alcohol to dissolve all moral values and exiting a party, only to re-enter, and plant a smooch on the first male figure in the room. Then, later actually fall in love with this lucky man and live happily ever after.

"She sure pulled a rachel last night, she lip-locked the first boy she saw--thankfully they married after"

by jklgfghfghbjknk October 27, 2013

hot rachet

A steamy tool to loosen nuts.

Bob: I used a hot rachet to loosen lauran's button on her pants last night.

Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.

by tooturnttimmy January 4, 2014

sad rachet

for someone who is ugly, not cool or sad.

eww you sad rachet

by ohmeee March 20, 2016