pimp my ride

A show on MTV that turns even the whitest kid black.

*Ginger kid with freckles opens door to see Xzibit* "Awwww hell no, dawg! You have GOT to me kidding me! You gone pimp my ride, my man? Oh word!" *plants and awkward gangsta hug*

by Joey Jo-Jo January 11, 2009

ride dirty

Literally means to ride with two or more passengers undrer the influence of illegal substances while driving the legal speed limit with your lights turned off after 8:00 p.m.

Jim: We ride dirty everynight broseph, it was intense to the max!
Herbert of Guatalope: Yeah, but it was better than tossing that bitches salad for 5 hours last night.

by Marinesnipa October 4, 2006

Lebanese Bike Ride

When You pull on a chicks nipples and lick her pussy at the same time

I will give her a Lebanese Bike Ride

by JC From here July 17, 2006

Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009

muddy slay ride

titty fucking a girl backwards so you can grind your asshole up and down her face

yo I gave that bitch a muddy slay ride

by hella cogswella May 12, 2008

Text n' Ride

To either drive while texting or attempting to text.

Tyler: "Carful. Text n' Ride."
Noah: "Where?"
Tyler: "The driver of the black Jeep swerving in and out of the lane next to us."

by Imanei October 18, 2008

long ass ride

Expression used by NCT's Mark in 'The 7th Sense' and 'Whiplash', this mean like a fucking long walk.Pls support NCT and all members they deserve the best. Always slaying and smiling theyre so lovely pls support them <33333

'Oh, and that's a long ass ride jeongsineopsi hwidullida gyeolguk nuneul gamji'

by JunoWTFL September 14, 2017