Pump and Dump

When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.

Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it

by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018

Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam

Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

gas pump

A gas pump is when you stick your penis in another mans ass, and fill the cavity with urine.

"Just got a gas pump earlier, still leaking out."

by Gorg0nzolameister March 16, 2024

Pump

Basically a boner for your whole body after lifting heavily in the gym. The climax of your workout

Yo dude, check out my sick pump! I need some lighting to take a cream worthy pic for Instagram.

by Spearsipoo July 14, 2022

throat pump

Getting to the point of climax and then violently inserting your penis into a woman's throat pumping it with ejaculate.

Mayn, I wish I could come over but I already got plans to throat pump Shaunty.

by Gotcum? May 8, 2020

gullet pump

A gullet pump is the action a person takes whilst performing oral sex that thrusts the penis into the oesophageal area. It is known to be extremely pleasurable for the receiver and is a particularly popular in the North Devon area.

Luke i want to blow you, i bet i can finish you off with 4 gullet pumps… Go on babe, the cameras are on.

by Costadamus February 26, 2025