Pelican Pouch

A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.

“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”

“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”

Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.

by Chin Diesel June 6, 2025

Pelugamatonic Segonometry

Means you are talking nonsense, or what you are saying is just yap.

Example: Bro, you're talking straight pelugamatonic segonometry.

by Osi727 June 7, 2025

Pelvicize

The act of performing a medical pelvic exam.

We need to pelvicize in Bed 3, she has a lot of vaginal discharge.

by MedicalPractice4 June 21, 2025

Pelagic Poser

A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.

Common Traits:

- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically

Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.

If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.

by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025

Pelotubbie

Una persona pelotuda como un Teletubbie

Matías es un pelotubbie se garchó la mina de un narco.

by AkameIsTaken July 19, 2025

pelinti

A scenario where the food you are eating is too hot, so you move it around your mouth in order to keep your taste buds from burning. Taken from the Buli language in Ghana.

A: I had a pelinti moment earlier today where I forgot the shrimp was too hot to eat.

by JuniperHTTPS August 19, 2025

Pelican Boy

A Boy who is scared to death of pelicans.

Like REALLY scared.

1 : Man I hate pelicans, I am so scared of them...

2 : You lil' Pelican Boy, There's one under your bed right now!!

1 : AHHHH! I HATE PELICANS!!

by thatoneguyfromthatplace September 8, 2025